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WARNING: THIS IS YAOI AND MPREG WITH MILD CURSING DOONT LIKE DONT READ






"what the hell!?!?!" you looked at the doctor as if he was insane "this is a
joke right im being punk'd" the docter sighed "im afraid not mr.______  as
impossible as it sounds your pregnant" you jaw dropped slightly the doctor handed
you the test results and you stared at the documents in disbelief '"we redid
those tests three times they all came out the same" your face fell slightly the

doctor just smiled.

"congratulations! your gonna be a moth- i mean father"

she had laughed nervously at her mistake and led you out of the room.
you exited out of the hospital and began to walk. once you were a block away
from the hospital you started running to your house.

your mind was blank as you dogged the people on the busy sidewalk earning
odd stares from them but you ignored it the only thing on your mind was
getting home.
you felt something cold hit your arm wich caused you to halt to a stop you
looked up at the sky and saw grey clouds  

"you have got to fucking kidding  me!?!?!"

you said as you looked up to the sky giving it the middle finger and stomping
angrily the rest if the way getting your clothes and hair slightly damp.
you took out the keys to your house and unlocked the door and slammed it behind you.

you leaned against the door slowly sliding down against it you pulled your
knees to your chest and rested your head on your knees. "god damn it" you said
quietly to your self as tears pricked the corner of your eyes.
"how did this happen im a guy this kind of stuff isnt possible i didnt have a
period i dont have boobs or anything like that so why?"

you listened to the soft sound of the rain as you let tears roll off your cheeks
"how did this happen its not possible, what if the tests were wrong what if its
some sort of a new species of parasite or mabye sometype of alien'

you laughed slightly at the stupidity of the thought 'she didnt seem too
shocked so mabye it happened before mabye its just a genetic thing' you
thought to your self before one thought crossed your mind that made your heart race

                              "i have to tell gilbert"
so heres the first chapter enjoy pretty sure there are grammar mistakes so sorry in advance
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:iconsouleater19088:
SoulEater19088 Featured By Owner 4 days ago
I don't understand life anymore
Well I never did
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:icons1mr4n:
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
yes…..lets be stupid and give the sky the middle finger…..hurhurhur
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:iconkittykatrocks12:
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor reader-kun I cab tell the news is shocking
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:iconsmiledogjpeg:
Smiledogjpeg Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
how the fuck do you get preggers if you don;t have a vagina, ovaries, or uterus? :iconwhatdidijustplz: Confused Llama Emoji-38 (Confused) [V2] Pika Box- Confused Confused 3D 50x50 derp Sherlock Emote - Confused 
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it's the magic of yaoi
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:iconbokukokhmer:
Bokukokhmer Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Magic
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:iconsmiledogjpeg:
Smiledogjpeg Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Appearently.
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:iconlucindakirkland15:
LucindaKirkland15 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015
Actually, it IS possible for a guy to get pregnant if they have female genes. I don't know how it works, but it IS possible. >_> 
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:iconerikat-shepard:
erikat-shepard Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I feel like i got to much into the story.

Me- SHIT WHAT WILL GIL SAY. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. HIW THE FUCK. TT-TT //mental break down until i realize its just a story//
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:iconn0t3z:
n0T3Z Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Blanky! You're a UKE!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Alexon/ blank sheet: :iconfuckthisshitplz: *punched notes/al***n in the face*

Notes: Woah hormones!
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:iconmomomomone12:
MomoMomone12 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Me: *laughing hysterically* Ah-ahaha! Jaden's Prego! This is priceless!~

Jaden: :iconshockedplz: . .....I thought the girl has to do the pushing! now I have too*goes to sulk in a corner* :iconsulkplz:

Me o-o... :icontherethereplz: ....Maybe you'll turn into a girl wth the power of Writer and Iggy??

Jaden: *Is sulking more* You are shuned

  Me: WAIT NO DON'T SHUN ME!~
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:iconrina1999:
rina1999 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013
Saskue:(male self):HOW THE HELL CAN I GET PREGNANT?!I DON'T HAVE ORVAIS OR EGGS,I HAVE SPERM DAMMIT SPERM!*rages on*
Me:well at least it's prussia child.
Saskue:SHUT UP!
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:iconnekoyaoiboy:
NekoYaoiBoy Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hell yeah!!! I flipped off the sky!!:iconhellyeahplz::iconfuplz:
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:iconmindaventesemo:
MindaVentesemo Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG!!! Maybe I was a cross-gender baby, and I genetically I'm a girl and have girl parts, but a they made it so I had guy parts cause I had too much testosterone so I became a hermaphrodite!!!! C:......  That made no sense at all did it?..... v.v"" 
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:iconmysterymaster1994:
mysterymaster1994 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013
more
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:iconmysterymaster1994:
mysterymaster1994 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
am i a transgender?
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:iconhetaliabangtheoryfan:
hetaliabangtheoryfan Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
Samuel(male me): :iconshockedplz: i-i....uhhhhhh
me: *pats his back* at least you get a child
Samuel: BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONE THAT HAS TO PUSH! 
me: At least you'll KNOW HOW WOMEN FEEL ABOUT BEING PREGNANT *fight cloud with Samuel*
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:iconpepsislushie:
PepsiSlushie Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Student Artist
Looks like somebody is... :iconpregoplz:
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:iconeijii7:
eijii7 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ıts must be part of the englands 'magic'
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:iconeijii7:
eijii7 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ı realy want to see his face when he heard the news LOL
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:icongg4l4224:
GG4L4224 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Dusk: h-how is that even possible o/////o?!?!
Me: Don't question the yaoi, da? :iconscaryrussiaplz:
Dusk: o-ok :iconscaredplz:
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:iconmysterymaster1994:
mysterymaster1994 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
transgender  is a possibility
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:iconcanadianfelicity:
canadianfelicity Featured By Owner May 7, 2013
I like saw this story a few times in the suggestion box but ignored it a few times....But my curiousity/yaoi fangirlness got the ebst of me, now I can only ask: HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
But loving the story *A* *is drooling*
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:iconcatalinapassion:
catalinapassion Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
So my friend was reading this with me
Friend:How in the heck, can a guy be pregnant?
Me:(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧✧・゚) Magic!!!
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:iconkentaka123456:
kentaka123456 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ken'ichi: i... i'm pregnant?!?!
Me: your baby is gonna look so cute with gil being the father!!
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:iconlightingashley25:
LightingAshley25 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconmoarplz:
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:iconbobmango4:
BobMango4 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OH GOD GIL'S THE FATHER OF MY CHILD! OHGOD! (jk)

I like this so far!!!
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:iconkasukabe12:
kasukabe12 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Me-Allen your a prego congrats
Allen-*faints*
Me-...?
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:icondearbealovedquietcan:
OJO *stares* Gil you will deal with me very soon~ cause i have news for u~
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:iconlilykilpatrickart:
LilyKilpatrickART Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
where chapter 2? D: I love it by the way!
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Ohh! I'm watching for a part two now!!!
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:iconleakittychan:
leakittychan Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
just read the title, pregnant male? o_O how the sweet fuck?
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:iconlittlegaywolf:
LittleGayWolf Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It was magic?
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:iconscarecrow113:
Scarecrow113 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
More plz?
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:iconlenpwnslyn:
LenPwnsLyn Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Student
I like. More please? :iconbegplz:
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:icondemonchan22:
DemonChan22 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
MOAR please
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:iconsapphiresdesires1:
sapphiresdesires1 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes we must tell Gilbert. No we must not. Lol lord of the rings joke.
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:iconnekonyah-sensei:
NekoNyah-sensei Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH. MEIN. GOTT.
I NEED MOAR!! X)
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:iconem-chanuchiha:
Em-chanUchiha Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
so pretty, very well-written....i need the next chapter *-*

:iconludwigplz:
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:iconrhluvr97:
RHluvr97 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student General Artist
I must have more...! x3
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:iconromanosvitalregions:
Romanosvitalregions Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD Why do I See this Happening
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:iconhinata-34546:
Hinata-34546 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student Artist
i noticed how much worse i am than Russia,Gilbert so your helping me take care of this baby wether you want to or not.' :iconfacepokerplz:
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:iconlifealwaysgoeson:
lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Just so you know prussia, Hungary taught me how to use a frying pan to correctly beat the crap out of you. Just sayin'.
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:iconaibi0608:
aibi0608 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student
if gilbert breaks up with him , he will face the wrath of elizaveta and the frying pan
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:iconstarcrystal96:
Starcrystal96 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student General Artist
woahhhhhhhhh
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:iconemoragirl17:
Emoragirl17 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I demand another.
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AWSOMENESSSOFAWSOME Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
your picture goes well with the demand
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:iconwitchgender:
witchGender Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Artist
Lol, Prussia is gonna freak out.
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:iconartisticallyliterate:
ArtisticallyLiterate Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
This made me laugh so hard. XD
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wolfifi Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDD I can't stop laughing! Please Continue!
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